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My Dream Opening of HTTYD3

If I could write the opening of HTTYD3, this is how it would be
Set probably 5 years after HTTYD2 (Spoilers)

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*Camera starts to pan over the water towards Berk*

Hiccup Voiceover: This is Berk. A small and sturdy little village located solidly on the Meridian of Misery and about twelve degrees south of Freezing to Death. Since we made friends with the dragons, we are not as miserable as we once were. It’s actually a pretty nice place to live if I do say so myself.

*Camera pans over a group of children playing with a few Terrible Terrors and then continues on past other people getting ready for something*

Voiceover (continued): Things were pretty crazy around here for a while, but it’s calmed down a lot. I think I’ve been managing to hold down the fort well. No one’s lost any limbs since I became chief, so I’d say that’s some progress. My mother’s been a great help with everything dragon related.

*camera shows Valka and Cloudjumper helping a group of teenagers and their dragons do something and then goes on to show Hiccup leaning against Toothless, who seems to be half asleep, drawing in his sketch book*

Voiceover (continued): Most would say nothing’s really changed since I became Chief and Toothless became Alpha, but for some of us, everything has changed.

*A little giggle is heard from off screen and Hiccup smiles a little, but does nothing else. Toothless twitches slightly. The giggle comes again and Toothless opens his eyes fully. Hiccup closes his sketch book and puts down his pencil. Suddenly, a small child pops up from behind Toothless. Hiccup pretends not to notice. The child creeps around Toothless and jumps on Hiccup, who allows himself to be knocked over.

Hiccup: Oh no! She’s got me! Ah!

*Toothless laughs and sits up*

Hiccup to little girl: And she’s getting heavy. What have you been eating?

*The little girl giggles and puts her finger in her mouth*

Hiccup: I’m under attack! Toothless, help!

*Toothless licks Hiccup*

Hiccup: Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile!

*Toothless licks him again and the little girl laughs harder*

Astrid (off screen): Sometimes I think I have three kids instead of one.

*Hiccup, Toothless, and the little girl all look towards Astrid.*

Little girl: *holds arms up* Mama!

*Astrid walks over and picks her up. Hiccup is still laying on his back in the grass. Astrid looks vaguely amused.*

Hiccup to Astrid: Good afternoon, Milady.

Astrid to Hiccup: We’re going to be late if we don’t leave now. And the chief can’t be late for something he planned.

*Hiccup gets up*

Hiccup to Astrid: Good point.

*Hiccup takes Astrid’s free hand and they start to walk away, Toothless following.*

Hiccup: Seriously though, she’s getting pretty heavy.

*Astrid and the little girl both laugh.*

Hiccup Voiceover: Changes are usually unexpected, but usually they are for the best.

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tamagoland:

I worked at a daycare; kids are weird.
And sportsmaster would probably be the worst/best dad on the playground

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bursyamo:

#self #selfie #hair #animehair

Now where have I seen that shirt before???

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likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

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malin-j:

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Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

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And now he has these incredible powers.

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ppyajunebug:

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since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

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behaxrant:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

This is one of the reasons why I very strongly disagree with pro-life. 

What life was saved here? What suffering was prevented!? NONE! Two parents for 10 days watched as their child died slowly and painfully. Not one priest, pro-lifer or even this Dr gave a shit about it. A baby suffered needlessly for someone else’s religion.  

Sometimes pregnancies can’t or shouldn’t be carried to term. This was one of them. It’s not all about unwanted children, sometimes it’s about what is better for the mother or the child. 

~Behax~

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JW The Mystery Child

railover85:

JW was the confirmed Big Secret of Season 3 in the CVG video.

So who is JW?

Well, Greg didn’t say (saaaaaaaaaaaaad face) but I will use a little deduction

  1. Roy was watching him/her, so she/he must be a child
  2. Roy was watching him/her, which means he/she must be family. He has no siblings, so we can think that it could be his and Jade’s kid, or Artemis’s kid
  3. JW is initials, so their LAST name begins with W
  4. Only one character in the show has a W last name

So I’m going with it’s Artemis and Wally’s kid

GONNA FUCKING CRY

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Young Justice Confusion.

railover85:

khmaniac:

So I go on the Young Justice tag and notice someone called ‘JW’ popping up? And then again when someone screencapped a tweet from Greg Weisman saying that someone noticed. I’ve obviously.misses.something,so…can anyone tell me what the actual fudge is going on?!

During Convergence a few weeks ago, Greg did a Radio show with his 3 popular shows that got cancled after 2 seasons. He said in the script was a BIG season 3 hint/spoiler, and no one noticed. As I watched Tigress said Roy was watching Lian and JW, and she had to return home.

So JW is a new character, and from assumption it is assumed a child of Roy or Artemis. 

I WANT THIS RADIO SHOW

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EXPERIMENT

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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